Fade Us Sports

Episode 15: NFL Week 13

Episode Summary

Mike "The Mouth" Matusow is fed up with NFL coaches who don't understand basic math. Brandon Cantu is pacing the hallways trying not to lose a fortune on the Jameis Winston experience. Phil Hellmuth is shopping for real estate in Sin City.

Episode Notes

In this episode:

• The Rant: Mike goes scorched-earth on the Giants and Colts for horrendous game management and ignoring game theory.
• The Sweat: Brandon details the absolute agony of his Circa Survivor ticket and the "magnet ball" conspiracy that saved him.
• The Guarantee: After apologizing for last week's disasters, Mike immediately doubles down and guarantees a Bengals win.
• The Picks: Thanksgiving chaos, fading the Cowboys, and why the Chargers might destroy the Raiders by 20+ points. 

Fade the public. Fade the coaches. Fade Us.

00:00 Pizza & Intro: Mike eats while the world burns  

00:47 The Rant: Why NFL coaches are complete idiots  

06:41 The $18.5 Million Sweat: Brandon's Lions nightmare  

13:55 Mike’s Guarantee: The Bengals aren't dead yet  

19:48 Thanksgiving Preview: Packers vs. Lions bloodbath?  

25:35 Phil’s Lock: Chargers vs. Raiders (Fade the Raiders offense)  

31:10 Woodley’s Pick: Do the Cowboys actually suck?  

35:36 Mike’s #2 Pick: Bills vs. Steelers in a shootout  

38:08 Phil’s #2 Pick: Dolphins vs. Saints (Phil goes rogue)  

40:27 Black Friday: Can the Bears upset the Eagles?  

46:27 Survivor Strategy: How to navigate the holiday minefield  

49:45 Breaking News: Phil Hellmuth is moving to Las Vegas