Woodley’s already broken up with J.J. McCarthy again, Phil’s bragging about investing in the AI company that makes the actual NFL schedule, Mike’s claiming five-and-five is a heater, and Cantu’s trying to cancel the league’s schedule makers altogether. Episode 14 opens with rants that go off the rails — Vikings heartbreak, Chiefs-bias conspiracy theories, and Phil somehow turning it into a plug for “Fast Break AI.” Then it’s Week 12 picks and pure degeneracy
#1 Picks:
• Mike: Lions –10 vs Giants — drops his favorite stat ever: 13-0 straight up and 13-0 ATS after a loss.
• Woodley: Giants +10.5 — instantly fades Mike’s square chalk.
• Phil: Lions –10 — agrees with Mike, says Detroit is “angry” and Dart “has swagger but not enough to matter.”
• Cantu: Seahawks –13.5 vs Titans — “Not a Homer pick… but Tennessee is cooked.”
Second-half chaos brings AI jokes, punt-of-the-year debates, and Cantu’s meltdown over the “worst slate of games ever.” The guys can’t agree on favorites, Woodley swears every bet is an underdog, and Mike still finds a way to yell about the Chiefs.